Post by Corey Taylor on Jul 17, 2006 17:48:24 GMT -5
I've recently started listening to his stuff. I didn't know who he was before people on WF talked about him. The man was a comic legend, and sadly he passed away on March 29, 2005 of an accidental drug overdose. And as a warning:
IF YOU COME IN HERE, AND HAVE NOTHING GOOD TO SAY ABOUT MITCH, THEN DO NOT REPLY IN THIS THREAD! This is your one and only warning. If I find anything derogatory in any form about the great Mitch Hedburg, I will ban you, and if I can't, I will see to it that HR does. There is no room for disrespectful replies here. I don't know if he has banning powers limited to just him or not.
Anyway....some of my favorite Mitch Hedburg topics are:
Escalators
Donuts
Candles
Incense
1. Escalators: " I like escalators, because they can never break. They can only become stairs. Like, you'll never see a sign that says 'Escalator temporarily out of service.' You'll only see a sign that says 'Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convienience.' "
2. Donuts: " I got a donut, and the guy gave me a receipt for the donut. I don't need a receipt for the donut. I give you the dollar, you give me the donut. End of transaction. We do not need to bring ink and paper into this. Like I'm ever gonna need to prove that I got a donut. Like I'll be talking to a friend 'Man, don't even act like I didn't buy that donut. I got the documentation right at home. It's in the filing cabinet. Under D. For donut.' "
3. Candles: " See, I don't like candles. I don't like candles, because they have candles in the back of this place, and I'm up here drinking on stage, I look to the back and see floating candles, I'm like 'Holy shit! This place is haunted.' "
4. Incense: "I like incense. I wish they would make a cinnamon bun incense. Cuz sometimes, I don't always have the time to make a pan. I'd rather just light a stick. Also, I could give my roomates false hopes."
So, that being said, discuss your favorite Mitch Hedburg moments.
IF YOU COME IN HERE, AND HAVE NOTHING GOOD TO SAY ABOUT MITCH, THEN DO NOT REPLY IN THIS THREAD! This is your one and only warning. If I find anything derogatory in any form about the great Mitch Hedburg, I will ban you, and if I can't, I will see to it that HR does. There is no room for disrespectful replies here. I don't know if he has banning powers limited to just him or not.
Anyway....some of my favorite Mitch Hedburg topics are:
Escalators
Donuts
Candles
Incense
1. Escalators: " I like escalators, because they can never break. They can only become stairs. Like, you'll never see a sign that says 'Escalator temporarily out of service.' You'll only see a sign that says 'Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convienience.' "
2. Donuts: " I got a donut, and the guy gave me a receipt for the donut. I don't need a receipt for the donut. I give you the dollar, you give me the donut. End of transaction. We do not need to bring ink and paper into this. Like I'm ever gonna need to prove that I got a donut. Like I'll be talking to a friend 'Man, don't even act like I didn't buy that donut. I got the documentation right at home. It's in the filing cabinet. Under D. For donut.' "
3. Candles: " See, I don't like candles. I don't like candles, because they have candles in the back of this place, and I'm up here drinking on stage, I look to the back and see floating candles, I'm like 'Holy shit! This place is haunted.' "
4. Incense: "I like incense. I wish they would make a cinnamon bun incense. Cuz sometimes, I don't always have the time to make a pan. I'd rather just light a stick. Also, I could give my roomates false hopes."
So, that being said, discuss your favorite Mitch Hedburg moments.